Are Founder CEO Gent Delabor cries out, "Collection Agencies are NOT charities!!"

I SAY, JASPER, WHAT IS A THORAX ANYWAY? Insects are divided up into 3 different parts. The HEAD, the THORAX, and the ABDOMEN. The THORAX is the head of the insect. And that's what THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. is all about. Getting you a HEAD of the rest. THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. is the offspring of Gent Delabor (not to be confused with his 4 human children), a Mundelow, Pennsylvania native best known for his on-air local television arrest at a Hallmark Greetings store. But Gent is through with jail, he's had enough of it. And now he's out to get you the stardom you DESERVE!! It was after his release from prison that Gent saw his first wedsize on the Internet. He was amazed. He knew it was time for THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. to take form. The form of a BUSINESS! And so, in his parents' home, Gent, along with his brothers Rode and Leg, started his first website. Unfortunately, Mr. and Mrs. Delabor lived in a cul de sac so the wedsize did not receive much traffic. Then they decided to go ONLINE!! THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. DOT COM! As much as he'd like to, Gent can't take all the credit. THORAX needed a purpose, a reason for people like you to send people like Gent money. And so the PRODUKT(TM) was born! But what would they sell? The answer came in the form of an answer from Leg Delabor. TOTAL STARDOM SOLUTIONS!!! Leg searched his whole life for the stardom he knew he deserved. Political stardom. Financial stardom. Dardom. He wanted it all but so far he had had only some (no) luck. So they began mass emailing their advertisements FOR FREE! Then Gent decided it was time to put their wedsize on the INTERNET! our first website WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? GO CHECK OUT THORAXCORP.COM RIGHT NOW!! HERE'S A HELPFUL GUIDE TO GET YOU THERE: Turn on your computer Wait Waaaaaaait Turn off your computer Go to a friend's house with the Internet Tell him, "I found best stardom through THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. Now on INTERNET!" Type in the Internet (1 for IE5, 2 for Nedscape) Get a good job. Work from home. Make extra cash. Turn on his computer When it asks you, "Where do you want to go today?" tell it http://www.thoraxcorp.com Now type in "http://www.thoraxcorp.com" Now get on the Internet and go to THORAXCORPDOTCOM!!!!